The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
my week isn’t complete without at least 3 mental breakdowns
can you guys just make me famous so i don’t have to do well in school anymore
me huntin for the pussy
i love sleeping to avoid problems